Joke006: College Days


A kid called up his mum from his college and asked her for
some money, because he ran out of it. Mum said, "Sure, sweetie.

Mum will send you some money. You also left your calculus book
here when you visited 2 weeks ago.  Do you want me to send
that up too?"

"Uhh, oh yeah, o.k."  Responded the kid.

So Mum wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package,
kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the
money and the book.

When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the
boy this time?

Mum said, "Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other
for $1000"

"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you crazy???"

"Don't worry hon," Mum said, as she kissed Dad on the on top
of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his
book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in
chapter 19!"


College Funds
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A woman called the dean of the college that her freshman son was
going to.

"I'm worried.  I don't know who my son can hang out with. He
doesn't  have the kind of money all the other students have."

The dean replied, " He can
hang out with the faculty."