Joke015: Horseback Riding


A blonde who has never ridden before and has never had
lessons decides that she is going to go horseback riding.

She mounts the horse unassisted and immediately the horse
starts to gallop at a nice steady pace.  The blonde, however,
is bouncing from side-to-side.  She tries to grab the horses
mane, but she can't get a secure hold.  Then she leans forward
and throws her arms around the horses neck.  All to no avail.

The horse gallops on oblivious to its riders plight.  The blonde
starts to slip from the saddle and his holding on to the side
of the horse.  Finally, she decides to throw herself free.

Unfortunately, her foot gets caught in the stirrup and as the
horse gallops on, her head is banging up and down on the ground.

Just as she's about to lose consciousness, her quarter ran out.


Air Travel
__________

A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking,
hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately
falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick,
but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to
the bathroom. He knows he can't climb over him, and so the
little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying
to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable
wave a nausea passes through the little guy. He can't hold it
in any longer and throws up all over the big guy's chest.
About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down,
and sees the vomit all over him.

"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"