Joke014: Ma and Pa


Ma & Pa were on the porch & Pa said, " You know, Ma, I'd
sure like a big bowl of ice cream."
"OK, Pa", she said, as she shuffled off toward the kitchen.
"Write it down," he said, "...you'll forget"
"Oh, Pa, don't be silly"
"Write it down" he said,  "cause I want some chocolate
syrup on it.", he insisted.
"Ice cream..with chocolate syrup" she said, as she walked
into the kitchen.  10, 15, 20 minutes passed and finally
Ma came out & handed Pa a big bowl of oatmeal.
"See, Ma, what'd I tell you....you forgot the toast."


The Bar
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Did you  hear about the blind guy who enters a bar with
his seeing eyed dog, siddles up to the bar, reaches down
grabs his dog by the tail and swings him around over his
head a couple of times.  The barkeep objects and says "hey
what are you doing?"  where upon the blind patron responds

"oh just looking around".


Overworked!
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For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and
too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real
reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million.
104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do
the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal
government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are
in the Armed Forces, which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State
and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving
1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in
prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.

And you're sitting at your computer reading jokes.