Joke012: Gone Fishing


Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding
fishing poles with the lines in the water. A Game Warden
comes up behind them, taps one of them on the shoulder
and says, "Excuse me, ladies, I'd like to see your
fishing licenses."

"We don't have any." replied the first blonde.

"Well,if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses."
said the Game Warden.

"But officer," replied the second blonde, "we aren't fishing.
We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we're
collecting debris off the bottom of the river."

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure  enough,
there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.

"Well, I know of no law against it," said the Game Warden,
"take all the  debris you want." And with that, the Game
Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three
blondes started laughing  hysterically. "What a dumb
Fish Cop," the second blonde said to the  other two,

"doesn't he know that there are steelhead in this river?!


Looking for Love
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One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE."

It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New  York.

So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on
her house-coat and went looking for him.

When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing,
she said very honestly "I'm looking for LOVE".

The policeman arrested her on the spot.

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Gone Shopping
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Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and
a woman I know intended to stock up.  At the store, however,
she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged
portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher.
"don't worry, lady," he said.  "I'll pack some more trays
and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom
over the public-address system:  "Will the lady who wanted
bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."