Joke017: The Mad Scientist


There once was an scientist doing an experiment on the reactions of
fleas.  He had trained a flea to jump on command.  The scientist
would command the flea "Jump flea!" and the flea would jump.
Then the scientist would proceed to pull off one of the fleas legs
with a pair of tweezers and write a comment in his notebook.

The scientist did this many times until the flea had only 1 leg left.
The scientist said "Jump flea" and the flea made it's best effort to
jump, which the scientist recorded in his notebook.

After he pulled off its last leg, the scientist again commanded the
flea to jump, and after repeating the command many times without
the flea responding he jotted down in his notebook, "After the
flea looses all of its legs it becomes completely deaf."


Laboratory Tests
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them
was crying very loudly.

2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for  blood test.

2nd Child: So?  Are you afraid?

1st Child: No.  Not that.  For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I have come for my  urine test!