Joke013: Today's Deep Thought


"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I
feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about
the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams.
If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and
their dreams would be shattered.  Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver."

Women Drivers
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A cop pulls an old lady over for going 22 miles per hour on
the freeway. The lady says to the cop "but the speed limit
said 22" The cop explains to her "that is the highway number"
He then looks in the backseat to see two shaken old ladies
and asks what is the matter with them?

The lady tells him they just got off highway 109.


Yuck
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A small bottle containing urine sat upon the desk of Sir
William Osler, the eminent professor of medicine at
Oxford University. Sitting before him was a class full
of young, wide-eyed medical students, listening to his
lecture on the importance of observing details.

To emphasize his point, Sir Osler announced: "This bottle
contains a sample for analysis. It's often possible by
tasting it to determine the disease from which the
patient suffers."

He then dipped a finger into the fluid and brought it into
his mouth. He continued speaking: "Now I am going to pass
the bottle around. Each of you please do exactly as I did.
Perhaps we can learn the importance of this technique and
diagnose the case."

The bottle made it's way from row to row, each student gingerly
poking his finger in and bravely sampling the contents with a
frown.

Dr Osler then retrieved the bottle and startled his students
by saying: "Gentlemen, now you will understand what I mean
when I speak about details. Had you been observant, you would
have seen that I put my INDEX FINGER in the bottle but my
MIDDLE FINGER into my mouth!"