Joke007: Bad Day of Golf


A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and
a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.  Naturally the
doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet
round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a
pasture of cows.

We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked
over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough,  there was my
wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's
butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?"  asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"


BETTER THAN EATING THE EVIDENCE...
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Morris is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker, Joe, is
wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally
conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion
sense."
"Hey Joe, he yells out - I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of it,...it's only an earring." Says Joe
sheepishly.
"No really," probes Morris, "How long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in our bed."

Thought for the day --
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An English professor wrote the words, "a woman without her man
is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to
punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."