Joke010: The Funeral


A man was leaving a 7-11 with his morning coffee and newspaper
when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the
nearby cemetery.


A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind.  Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
walking a pitbull on a leash.  Behind him were 200 men walking single
file.

The guy couldn't stand the curiosity.  He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said "Sir, I know now is a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.  Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."

"What happened to her?"

The man replied "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the
two men.

"Sir, could I borrow that dog?"

"Get in line."


Fun and Spooky Quiz
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No cheating,
Don't jump to the answer, just scroll down.
Take this test mentally, don't write down your
answers, and don't shout them out.

1. Pick a number from 2 to 9. It can be 2 or it can be
9, or any number in between.

2. Take that number that you've chosen, and multiply it by 9.

3. That should give you a two digit number. Take those two
digits and add them together.

4. Take the resulting number and subtract 5 from it.

5. Take that number and correspond it to the alphabet,
numbering the letters. A =1, B=2, C=3, and so on.


6. Take your letter, and think of a country that begins with
that letter.

7. Take the last letter in the name of that country,
and think of an animal.


8. Now, take the last letter in the name of that animal,
and think of a color.

9. But always remember, that there are no orange
kangaroos in Denmark!!