Joke026: What Exactly Are Those Curious Animals Called Cats


1. Cats do what they want, when they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. They whine when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play they want to be left alone.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
8. They're moody.
9. They leave their hair everywhere.
10. They drive you nuts.

Conclusion: Cats are little, tiny women in cheap fur coats.


There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try
life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and
settled in.

After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see
how her son was doing in his new life.

'I'm fine, ' Angus said. 'But there are some really strange
people living in these apartments. One woman cried all day
long, another lies on her floor moaning, and there is a guy
next door to me who bangs his head on the wall all the time.'

'Well, ma laddie,' says his mother, 'I suggest you don't
associate with people like that.'

'Oh,' says Angus, 'I don't, Mam, I don't. No, I just stay
inside my apartment all day and night, playing my bagpipes.'