Joke029: Two Rednecks


There were these two rednecks that were driving in their
truck when they came to a sign that said there was a
police blockade ahead. Jim (the redneck passenger) said,
"Josh, (the redneck driver), there is a police blockade
above. Should we get rid of all these beer bottles?"
Then Josh said, "No, we should take all the labels off
of them, then put them in the back," so they did. Then
Jim asked Josh why they were doing this, and he said,
"Trust Me."
When they got to the police blockade, Josh told Jim to
put a label on his head. He didn't understand why, but
he put the label on his. Just then, a policeman came up
to the truck, and he saw all the bottles in the back.
He asked Jim and Josh if they had been drinking, and
Josh said, "No, we're using the patch."

H. Andrew Stafford


Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.  One went to
Hollywood and became a famous actor.  The other stayed
behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.

The second one, naturally, became known as
the lesser of two weevils.

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He
sidles up to the bar and announces:

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He
sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one
of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.