Joke030: A Bunch of Puns


Not too long ago a scientist tried to clone himself.
However, his clone was very obnoxious and lewd, while
the scientist was well received and respected.

Finally fed up with his experiment gone wrong, he threw
his clone off the roof of the laboratory; killing
the clone.

He was arrested by the local police for... making an
obscene clone fall.

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they
lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all
that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.


Magic

An boy and his father were visiting a mall.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and back together again.

The boy asked," What is this, Father?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
an older lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving  walls
and pressed a button.The walls  opened and the lady rolled
between them into a small room.The walls closed and the
boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above
the walls light up sequentially.They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then as these numbers
began to light in reverse order.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful young woman
stepped out.

The father,not taking his eyes off the young woman,said
quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother."