Joke032: The Priesthood


A man joined the preisthood. The order he joined
could not speak for seven years. Then they could only
say 2 words. The first seven years passed and they went
into a small room. His 2 word were "too cold".

The next seven years passed and they took him back into
the small room and his 2 words were "bad food".

The next seven years passed they took him back into
the small room and his 2 words were "I quit".

Good they said,"all you have done is complain."

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The Vending Machine

A woman named Laura is at a local zoo and comes
across a vending machine, which she has never seen before.
She sees the slot for money, gets money out of her purse,
puts $.65 into the machine, and pushes a letter and a number.

She is mezmorized by the coils turning just enough to let
out the candy.  So, she does this many more times.  After a
little while, a man comes up behind her and says,"Miss, could
you please move?  I would like to get some candy."  She
replies with,"Excuse me?!  Can't you see I'm winning here?!?!"
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