Joke034: Three Little Pigs


Little Jimmy's father always used to tell him bedtime
stories. Being the quick-witted fellow that he was, he
always embelished on them adding little jokes here and there.

One day in Little Jimmy's kindergarten class, his teacher
was telling them the strory of the three little pigs. Jimmy
knew this story because his father always told him this before
he went to bed. They were at the part when the first pig
needed to build his house.

"Then," the teacher said, "the first little pig needed
straw to build his house. Along the road he saw a farmer
carrying a bail of straw. So the little pig walked up to the
farmer and asked him if he could borrow his straw to
build a house. Then class, do you know what the farmer
said?"

Little Jimmy immedeatly raised his hand, knowing the answer.

"Yes Jimmy," replied the teacher.

"WOW!!   A TALKING PIG!!!"