Joke035: Be A Kid Again ...


~ Give yourself a gold star for everything you do
today.
~ Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces.~ Sing into your
hairbrush.
~ Grow a milk mustache.~ Smile back at the man in
the moon.
~ Read the funnies--throw the rest of the paper
away.~ Dunk your cookies.
~ Play a game where you make up the rules as you
go along.
~ Order with eyes that are bigger than your
stomach.
~ Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend
even though you wanted both of them for yourself.
~ Step carefully over sidewalk cracks.
~ Change into some play clothes.
~ Try to get someone to trade you a better
sandwich.
~ Have a staring contest with your cat.~ Eat ice
cream for breakfast.
~ Kiss a frog, just in case.
~ Give someone a "hug-around-the-neck."
~ Blow the wrapper off a straw.
~ Refuse to eat crusts.
~ Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no."
~ Watch TV in your pajamas.
~ Ask "Why?" a lot
~ Have someone read you a story.
~ Eat dessert first.
~ Wear your favorite shirt with your favorite pants
even if they don'tmatch.
~ Sneak some frosting off a cake.
~ Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did-not argument."
~ Do a cartwheel.
~ Get someone to buy you something you don't really need.
~ Hide your vegetables under your napkin.
~ Stay up past your bedtime.
~ Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess.
~ Wear red gym shoes.
~ Make a "slurpy" sound with your straw when you
get to the bottom of a  milkshake.
~ Put way too much sugar on your cereal.
~ Play a song you like really loud, over and over.
~ Find some pretty stones and save them.
~ Let the string all the way out on your kite.
~ Walk barefoot in wet grass.
~ Make cool screeching noises every time you turn
a corner.
~ Count the colors in a rainbow.
~ Fuss a little, then take a nap.
~ Take a running jump over a big puddle.
~ Eat dinner at the coffee table.
~ Giggle a lot for no real reason.