Joke037: The Smart Farmers

There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense.
They were told by the Forman to put the mule in the barn.

When they led the mule over to the barn, they decided that
the mule's ears were to long and he would not fit into the
barn. So they put their heads together and decided to get
a ladder and a saw and saw the overhead of the barn out so
the mule could walk right on in the barn.

They began their job and the Forman walked over to them and
asked them why they were sawing out the top of the barn. When
they told the Forman the mule's ears were too long to go into
the barn, the Forman said :

why don't you just get a shovel and dig the dirt out of the
ground below, then the mule could walk on in"

The two half smarts looked at each other and said
" we told you his "ears" are too long, not his feet !


A Dead Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St.. Peter
checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer--you're
in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level
of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building
improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets
and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a
sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies,

"Hey, things are going great.  We've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this
engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a
mistake! He should never have gotten down there; send him up
here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff,
and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And
just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"