Joke041: Why is duct tape like "The Force"


Because it has a Light side and a Dark side and it
holds the Universe together.


The Gift

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for
Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she
wanted one of those pretty 4-Wheel drive  vehicles."

"She did," he replied, "But where in the world was
I going to find a fake jeep!!"  Thanks to-Leyla P.


What do you call a bag of chips that don't belong to you?
NACHOS!


Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.