Joke047: The Politician


There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance
called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her
class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward,
then side-step side-step and turn around"
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The Blind Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take
another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly
arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would
have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes,
put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news.
My grandfather just died."
"Thank God," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would
have had to."